I'm a mermaid who lives in Portland and loves Tegan and Sara, sunflowers, reading, singing, and art. I'm a professional fangirl and an aspiring sex educator and any slut shaming, sex negativity, body shaming, and LGBTQ+ hate isn't tolerated here. Other than that, I'm usually not that bad.
Any questions? Ask me here or ask.fm/malloryduitch
my dads flat has an alright view, I guess it’s okay
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
was this movie even real
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
Okay so I high pitched 21 Guns and…
I’M GOING TO Cry OMG
Phineas and Ferb: The Teen Years.
This is how I came to love this song.
…This should not work as well as it does.
(Source: ladysavvybleu)Played 787925 times.